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someone: hi

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:02:49 -0400

someone: hi
me thinking: be smooth
me: a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

"During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day in the autumn of the year, when the clouds hung..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:00:37 -0400

““During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day in the autumn of the year, when the clouds hung oppressively low in the heavens, I had been passing alone, on horseback, through a singularly dreary tract of country, and at length found myself, as the shades of the evening drew on, within view of the melancholy House of Usher.””

- “The Fall of the House of Usher” (1839), by Edgar Allan Poe

neverlookbackinregret: <3

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:00:18 -0400

neverlookbackinregret:

<3

How many smiles did you fake today?

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:55:06 -0400

How many smiles did you fake today?

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:47:33 -0400

I'd give you both;)

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:44:21 -0400

bomchicawahwahhhhhh

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:42:18 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:41:37 -0400

"Everyone wants a shortcut in life. My guidebook is very simple: you want to lose weight; stop..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:41:05 -0400

““Everyone wants a shortcut in life. My guidebook is very simple: you want to lose weight; stop eating, fatty. You want to make money; work your ass off, lazy. You want to be happy; find someone you like and never let them go.””

- Friends with Benefits

It’s not who you want to spend Friday night with, it’s who you want to spend all day...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:40:10 -0400

It’s not who you want to spend Friday night with, it’s who you want to spend all day Saturday with.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:35:08 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:31:58 -0400

madmngr: #sex #cigarette #neighbors #yes

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:30:32 -0400

madmngr:

#sex #cigarette #neighbors #yes

kushandwizdom: If you love picture quotes, click here

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:41:04 -0400

kushandwizdom:

If you love picture quotes, click here

thelovenotebook: THE LOVE NOTEBOOK

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:37:01 -0400

thelovenotebook:

THE LOVE NOTEBOOK

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Sat, 25 May 2013 01:36:00 -0400

Sex is sex, but tacos are sacred. I have never regretted eating a taco.

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:35:00 -0400

THIS

How about instead of birthday sex, I can get birthday tacos. Then again, birthday sex works...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:31:17 -0400

How about instead of birthday sex, I can get birthday tacos. Then again, birthday sex works too….

…or both?!

It’s my birthday.

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:52:56 -0400

It’s my birthday.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:28:40 -0400